Here’s a funny joke about a hillbilly who saved a choking woman.
What you’re about to see is a joke that has been growing rapidly on Facebook. In the last 72 hours, it has received an impressive 71,000 likes and well over 30,000 shares. We think it’s so good that those numbers will easily double in the next few days.
In the joke, a woman starts choking on a piece of food. This catches the attention of two hillbillies who happen to be sitting close by. One of the hillbilly’s quickly jumps into action and uses a very unconventional method to save her life.
What he does is hilariously unexpected. Check it out below.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’
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